Remember the past 3 years… The Covid-Alpha-Beta-Gamma-Delta-Epsilon-Zeta-Eta-Theta-Iota-Kappa-Lambda-Mu-Omicron-Deltacron-Flurona-Kraken Variant of the Variants Variants… Variants!
Remember, and never forget, the Covid-Variants are everywhere. The Covid-Variants are all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see Covid-Variants when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel Covid-Variants when you go to work… when you go to church… when you pay your taxes.
Because, if there is no “Covid” and all its “Variants of the Variants Variants”, people might start asking…
“Why in the hell did I take this vaccine then?”

It’s amusing watching Boobus get played again, and again, and again.